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3.57sWhat's wrong with you? Arr! It's not his fault he's a sissy.
2.22sSomeone's been coddling him.
2.74sDon't look at me. I wanted to eat him.
2.55sSorry. It's usually the mother.
3.9sYou know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one.
3.02sWe stress tough love-- daily chores and the like.
4.67sNo. We're not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.
3.17sArr. I understand. It's hard to let go.
4.1sUh, tell me this then. Do you have any spare change?
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2.6sAnd now to present the grant money,
2.87sa legendary figure in educational disbursement--
2.34sState Comptroller Atkins.
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1.2sWhoo!
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