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4.67sNo. We're not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school.
3.17sArr. I understand. It's hard to let go.
4.1sUh, tell me this then. Do you have any spare change?
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2.6sAnd now to present the grant money,
2.87sa legendary figure in educational disbursement--
2.34sState Comptroller Atkins.
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1.2sWhoo!
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2.95sThank you. I'm here tonight to honor the girl...
3.58swhose unprecedented test score has set a new standard in excellence.
3sLisa.
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4.64sThank you. I know this giant check is very important to everyone here,
2.57sbut what's even more important is the truth.
0.67sWhat?
0.92sHuh?
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2.24sBecause, after all, education is the search for truth.
2.7sNo. No, it isn't. Don't listen to her. She's out of her mind.
2.32sAnd the truth is we don't deserve this grant,
1.93sand I don't deserve your applause.