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3.97sLisa broke her own record by two whole pluses.
1.97sMom! Where did you get that?
2.55sIt just turned up in the course of my daily rummaging.
2.17sBy the way, I oiled the hinge on your diary.
4.82sAren't you proud of your big sister, Mr. Pinchy? Hmm? Hmm?
3.74sOh! I am sick of everyone being so proud of me!
2.37sThat's my girl.
1.58sCheer up, Lise.
2.45sYou got a good grade without even reading the book. That's win-win.
2.45sCan't you see the difference between earning something honestly...
2.05sand getting it by fraud?
3.84sHmm. I suppose, maybe, if, uh--
3.39sNo. No, sorry. I thought I had it there for a sec.
2.75s
2.85sPsst. Lisa, check it out. Tomorrow's fraction quiz.
2sI'll give you the numerators free,
2sbut the denominators are gonna cost ya.
2.52sI don't want your dirty denominators.
2.99sWell, la-di-da, Lady "Cheaterly."
2.4s- Can I at least keep you in my Rolodex? - No.
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