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3.3sOkay. Together, we weigh 300 pounds.
3.5sAccording to my driver's license, I weigh 140 pounds.
4.35sThat means that you weigh, oh-- 160 pounds!
1.93sOh! You're doin' great.
2.99sNo, no. Yes, that's it! Bite! Bite! Bite!
2.8sLisa?
2.4sOh, sweetie, you look so much better.
2.64s- Ready to go back to school?
- Oh, I don't know.
2.57sI mean, I could risk it, but--
1.97sNo, no. You just stay put.
2.6sWow. You didn't even feel her forehead.
1.92sHow do I get that kind of credibility?
4.07sWith eight years of scrupulous honesty. Eh. It's not worth it.
1.67s
2.2sOh, I really need one more day, Mom.
2.37sI think the germs are regrouping.
2.3sNow, for breakfast, I'll have hash browns, coffee and a short stack.
2.77sAnd would it kill you to heat up the syrup?
1.72s
2.5sBut I-- I might infect the other kids.
2.17sThat's a risk I'm willing to take.
2.1sSo long!