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1.2sOkay, but remember, kids,
2.37sthe people there have never seen people before.
3.24sSo when they walk up to you, quickly stuff a dollar bill in their mouth.
1.6sThen you can pet them as much as you want.
1.4sIs that true, Dad? No.
1.67sTruth is, I don't know nothing about this place.
1.7sI don't even know why it's called Nepal.
1.48sThe mountains look like nipples.
2.2sWell, you can't just call a country, "Nipples."
1.83sWhat about Nepal?
1.07sOoh, I like that.
2.2s(LAUGHS) Shocker. God gets it right.
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1.75s(CAR HORNS HONKING)
1.77s(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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4.24sOkay, now, we gotta make sure we've got all the provisions before we head up to base camp.
3.1s'Cause I don't think there's gonna be a Star Market halfway up the mountain.
4.17s(LAUGHING) Oh, Mom. That's our local market at home.
4.02sOkay, let's split up and meet in an hour in front of The Yak Shack.
2.27sAnd my mom is pounding on the door, and I'm like,
2.9s"Mom, don't come in here. I'm yakking off."
1.6sMAN: Boo.
2.29sSo, I've been carrying this really promiscuous guide around,