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1.47sGo away, you.
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2.4sSo, Ben, do you go to James Woods High?
3.37s(SCOFFS) No. I'm a junior at The Meadows. It's a private school.
2.42sOh, do they do it so right at The Meadows.
1.89sClass size is so small.
2.8sAnd they really know your child. They care.
3.75sMr. Wiggins rested his thing on Jen Crosby's shoulder during a test.
4.82sYes, I'm told James Woods High leads the nation in teacher-to-student thing resting.
1.92sWell, it's family that really matters,
1.97sand no family is closer than ours.
2.33sThat's why we love taking trips together.
1.7sHere we are in Machu Picchu.
1.9sIs that the topless place in South Attleboro?
2.14sI spat on a chick there at a work retreat.
1.18sPeter, just stop talking.
2.1sWhat? We've been places. They ain't so great.
3.17sWell, this year is perhaps our biggest trip ever.
1.7sWe're climbing Mount Everest.
1.28sOh, yeah? Is that right?
1.97sWell, so are we. We are?
2.49sPeter, I highly doubt that. I mean, no offense,
3.1sbut it doesn't look like your family would be up to the task.
1.17sI think he's right about that.