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1.77sMan, what a bunch of jerks.
1.6sYeah, we should call Ross and tell him,
2.1s"This is the hospital, and your mom's dead."
1.63sAnd then, he'll be like, "What hospital?"
2.03sAnd we'll be like, "Saint Up Yours."
2.33sAnd then, that's like, two jokes.
2.35sLook, I'm sorry, Lois. I know we can't climb Mount Everest.
1.47sIt's just, that guy really got to me,
1.43sand I wanted to stick it to him.
3.1sWill you call tomorrow and make some excuse that doesn't make me look bad?
6.27sOoh, I know. Tell him I'm a pathological liar and that I've been under a lot of stress because of the child rape charges I'm facing.
2.07s- I think we should do it.
- What?
1.15sLois, you can't be serious.
1.25sOh, I'm dead serious.
4.64sYou think I liked sitting there pretending to be polite to those people while they talked down to us like that?
1.27sWell, I'm sick of it.
2.77sI'm sick of this family always feeling second-best.
2.14sI want to do something we can be proud of.
3.5sI want Stewie, Meg, and Chris to grow up with some confidence.
2.22sThen don't buy our shoes at the car wash.