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1.57sShh. Kids, don't move.
1.87sQUAGMIRE: (TURNING KNOB AND KNOCKING) Hello?
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1.47sSo we're really doing this?
1.9sWe're actually gonna climb Mount Everest?
1.13sHow are you okay with this?
1.13sWell, if we make it to the summit,
2.5sI could pee there, and then it would be mine.
2.5s'Cause the rule is, the highest pee wins.
1.95sOkay, gang, once we arrive in Nepal,
2.6swe'll get all the supplies we need for the trip up Everest.
1.2sOkay, but remember, kids,
2.37sthe people there have never seen people before.
3.24sSo when they walk up to you, quickly stuff a dollar bill in their mouth.
1.6sThen you can pet them as much as you want.
1.4sIs that true, Dad? No.
1.67sTruth is, I don't know nothing about this place.
1.7sI don't even know why it's called Nepal.
1.48sThe mountains look like nipples.
2.2sWell, you can't just call a country, "Nipples."
1.83sWhat about Nepal?
1.07sOoh, I like that.
2.2s(LAUGHS) Shocker. God gets it right.
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