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1.42sHey, everyone.
2.23sYou'll never guess who I ran into at the market just now.
2.27sYour hairdresser who's almost dead from cancer?
1.27sRoss Fishman.
2.17sYour old boyfriend? The one with the penis?
1.73sPeter, would you stop being so jealous?
1.8sI dated Ross 20 years ago.
2.27sThat's right. And that means he had you first, Lois.
2.67sI'll always be Scottie Pippen to his Michael Jordan.
4.95sLadies and gentlemen, Michael Jordan!
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1.4sAnd Scottie Pippen.
2.5sMAN 1: He's also good. Why didn't they do Jordan last?
2.1sMAN 2: Alphabetical? MAN 1: Oh, right. That's smart.
1.64sYou're smart. But still.
1.6sPeter, don't be ridiculous.
1.87sRoss' wife was with him, and in fact,
2.3sthey invited us all over for dinner tonight.
1.6sOh, come on, Lois. I hate that guy.
1.08sI don't want to have dinner with him.
2.02sHey! It's cooked food in another house.
2.37sThat's exciting for life-over women like me.
1.73s- We're going.
- All right, fine.
4.1sBut I'm gonna stare at his wife's boobs so hard that when they both go into the kitchen together,
1.87sit will be discussed.
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3.44s(SIGHS) The cold car ride through a dark, suburban night.