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3.3sLucky there's a family guy
3.47sLucky there's a man who positively can do
1.62sAll the things that make us
1.37sLaugh and cry
5.09sHe's a family guy
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1.42sHey, everyone.
2.23sYou'll never guess who I ran into at the market just now.
2.27sYour hairdresser who's almost dead from cancer?
1.27sRoss Fishman.
2.17sYour old boyfriend? The one with the penis?
1.73sPeter, would you stop being so jealous?
1.8sI dated Ross 20 years ago.
2.27sThat's right. And that means he had you first, Lois.
2.67sI'll always be Scottie Pippen to his Michael Jordan.
4.95sLadies and gentlemen, Michael Jordan!
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1.4sAnd Scottie Pippen.
2.5sMAN 1: He's also good. Why didn't they do Jordan last?