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2.2sWell, you can't just call a country, "Nipples."
1.83sWhat about Nepal?
1.07sOoh, I like that.
2.2s(LAUGHS) Shocker. God gets it right.
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1.75s(CAR HORNS HONKING)
1.77s(BICYCLE BELL RINGS)
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4.24sOkay, now, we gotta make sure we've got all the provisions before we head up to base camp.
3.1s'Cause I don't think there's gonna be a Star Market halfway up the mountain.
4.17s(LAUGHING) Oh, Mom. That's our local market at home.
4.02sOkay, let's split up and meet in an hour in front of The Yak Shack.
2.27sAnd my mom is pounding on the door, and I'm like,
2.9s"Mom, don't come in here. I'm yakking off."
1.6sMAN: Boo.
2.29sSo, I've been carrying this really promiscuous guide around,
1.53sand my back starts itching.
2.54sI go to the doctor, turns out I got sherpes.
3.7s(PETER LAUGHS) Yeah, I'll meet you guys here. I'm just gonna be here.
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1.95sPeter, I don't think we need a donkey for this climb.
3.1sOf course we don't need a donkey, Lois. It's a status thing here.