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1.43sI know.
8.17sAt times like these I used to turn to the Bible and find solace but even the Good Book can't help me now.
1.1sWhy not?
2.75sI sold it to you for seven cents.
5.59sYou know, ever since that barbecue nothing's gone right.
3.79sIt's like there's been a curse on me.
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1.83sIt's all my fault.
1.12sNo, it's not.
0.65sYes, it is.
6.01sYou tried to warn me about gambling my family's future on some pig in a poke.
1.18sI didn't listen.
2.35sHomer, you were a true friend.
1.6sNo, I was a swine.
1.9sListen, Flanders.
1.75sDo you still have that store?
1.49sFor two more days.
3sThen it becomes Libertarian Party headquarters.
2.24sI hope they have better luck.
2.19sYou open that store tomorrow.
1.72sHomer, there's no point.
1.93sI said do it!
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