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0.97sWho the fuck are you?
1.47sMy goofy brother, Steve.
2.16sHe's been living here almost a year now.
1.19sAre you losing your mind?
3.47sHey, someone's been spending too much time around glowing racks,
0.99sAm I right?
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0.09sOh, my god!
0.85sCall an ambulance!
0.97sJERRY: Oh, god! Steve!
1.06sWhat the hell, Rick?! What the hell?!
1.19sWill everybody just relax for a second?
2.47sThere's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve."
2.2sundefined That is an alien parasite.
1.19s
1.63sBut I've known him my whole life.
1.33sNo, you haven't, Jerry.
1.4sThese telepathic little bastards,
1.63sthey embed themselves in memories,
3.3sand th-then they use those to multiply and spread out, take over planets.
1.23slt's -- it's disgusting.
1.09sSteve wasn't real?
1.19sHe's a real piece of shit.
4.7sThis is a big one. Somebody probably tracked it in last week on the bottom oftheir shoe on a piece of alien fruit.
0.65sSomeone?
0.87sGet offthe high road, Summer.
3.03sWe all got pink eye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.
1.93sBut Uncle Steve taught me how to ride a bike!
4.23sNo, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food, and multiply.
1.63sWe could be infested with these things.
3.53sSo we got to keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up.
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