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1.37sLook out, world,
1.47sThe Smith family is going to Paris!
1.56sSUMMER: Yeah! Awesome!
1.97sRick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash!
4.17sWell, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry,
2.09sbut life is made of little concessions.
1.4sl -- you know what?
1.43sYou're gonna land on your feet, Jer,
3.7sSome company out there's gonna thank their lucky stars they hired my little brother.
0.97sWho the fuck are you?
1.47sMy goofy brother, Steve.
2.16sHe's been living here almost a year now.
1.19sAre you losing your mind?
3.47sHey, someone's been spending too much time around glowing racks,
0.99sAm I right?
0.99s
0.09sOh, my god!
0.85sCall an ambulance!
0.97sJERRY: Oh, god! Steve!
1.06sWhat the hell, Rick?! What the hell?!
1.19sWill everybody just relax for a second?
2.47sThere's no such thing as an "Uncle Steve."
2.2sundefined That is an alien parasite.
1.19s
1.63sBut I've known him my whole life.
1.33sNo, you haven't, Jerry.
1.4sThese telepathic little bastards,
1.63sthey embed themselves in memories,
3.3sand th-then they use those to multiply and spread out, take over planets.
1.23slt's -- it's disgusting.
1.09sSteve wasn't real?
1.19sHe's a real piece of shit.
4.7sThis is a big one. Somebody probably tracked it in last week on the bottom oftheir shoe on a piece of alien fruit.
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