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1.17sI know the truth.
2.64sIt was you driving your hover car that night,
1.07snot your horse.
4.6sI know all about your "Department of Pool Boy Studies."
1.2sAnd Dr. WOrnstrum...
3.2sActually, Professor, we merely called you here to say...
2sOh, happy birthday!
2.1sAnd you, Coach Smalley,
3sor should I say, "Coach Hairpiece?"
4.47sNo, Professor. It's a surprise party for your 150th birthday.
1.3sGood evening. I'm--
2.2sI'm Bender, and I'll be emceeing this roast.
3.67sYou know, they say you can judge a man by the company he keeps.
2.27sSo here's the professor's oldest friend--
2.24sa grotesque, stinking lobster.
1.63sGood evening, ladies and germs.