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6.62sI want to be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science fiction cartoon writer.
5.46sBut-But what about my hopes and my dreams and my wonderful inventions?
1.42sIn your entire life,
1.93syour only half-decent invention was me,
2.52sand I didn't turn out like you wanted either.
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1.53sYou folks still doing all right?
1.2sOh, yes, Elzar.
2.6sGood. 'Cause it turns out I forgot to cook that chicken.
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1.47sBad news, everyone.
3.05sBy the time you watch this tape, I'll be gone,
5.04sleaving behind nothing but a history of failure and my original hip bones.
2.6sYou see, I've been lying about my age.
1.93sI'm not actually 150.
2.27sI'm 160.
3.32sOh, vanity, thy name is Professor Farnsworth.
3.04sAnd now that I have nothing to live for,