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2.44sSo what were they doing to you in that awful drawer?
5.47sOh, they had me hooked up to a bizarre virtual world that seemed absolutely real.
0.83sWhat was it like?
5.1sIt was as though I were living in a facility in Florida with hundreds of other old people.
4.37sAll day long, we'd play bingo, eat oatmeal and wait for our children to call.
4.2sIt's a hundred times more horrible than anything I could imagine.
0.7sOh, my, yes.
2sThank you all for saving me--
2.24sespecially you, my little clone.
4.77sNo matter what you decide to do with your life I'm still proud of you.
2.07sI've already decided.
1.53sDad...
3.2swhen I grow up, I want to be just like you.
1.57sOh, don't worry, son.
1.77sYou will.
4.97sIncidentally, you might want to read up on a condition known as wandering bladder.
1.57sWhy?
1.27sNo reason.
2.47sNo reason at all.
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