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3.3sNo, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
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1.33sOh, my God!
1.22sOh, my God!
1.75sIt's Elzar, the TV chef!
1.33sOh, kill me now, people.
1.12sHow we doin' here?
1.95sOh, Elzar.
1.63sEverything's so good.
1.7sWhat are you, an ass-kissing machine?
1.9sYes, sir-- good one, sir.
2.4sOh, it's a gem of an evening.
4.25sI feel so wonderful having someone to take over my life's work,
2.52sand it's all thanks to Qbert.
1.2sLook, Professor,
2.57sI may be identical to you in every possible way,
2.6sbut that doesn't mean I'm anything like you.
0.68sYeah, well... whuh?
1.98sI don't want to be an inventor.
6.62sI want to be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science fiction cartoon writer.
5.46sBut-But what about my hopes and my dreams and my wonderful inventions?
1.42sIn your entire life,
1.93syour only half-decent invention was me,
2.52sand I didn't turn out like you wanted either.