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6.62sI want to be something useful like a teacher's aide or a prison guard or a science fiction cartoon writer.
5.46sBut-But what about my hopes and my dreams and my wonderful inventions?
1.42sIn your entire life,
1.93syour only half-decent invention was me,
2.52sand I didn't turn out like you wanted either.
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1.53sYou folks still doing all right?
1.2sOh, yes, Elzar.
2.6sGood. 'Cause it turns out I forgot to cook that chicken.
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1.47sBad news, everyone.
3.05sBy the time you watch this tape, I'll be gone,
5.04sleaving behind nothing but a history of failure and my original hip bones.