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2.1sWhat is it, a competent employee?
1.6sI doubt that very much.
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1.3sLittle twerp.
2.1sAy, Chihuahua!
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3.47sQbert, as my successor I'm trusting you to carry on my work.
4.97sThese are just some of the half-finished inventions you'll spend your life finishing.
3.67sI didn't realize you were the inventor of the junk heap.
2.12sThat's my prizewinning Smell-A-Scope.
5.42sIf a dog craps anywhere in the universe you can bet I won't be out of the loop.
2.45sAnd this is my universal translator.
5.87sUnfortunately, so far, it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
1.27sHello.