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2.1sAnd you, Coach Smalley,
3sor should I say, "Coach Hairpiece?"
4.47sNo, Professor. It's a surprise party for your 150th birthday.
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1.23sOh!
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1.3sGood evening. I'm--
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1.13sWhoa, sorry.
2.2sI'm Bender, and I'll be emceeing this roast.
3.67sYou know, they say you can judge a man by the company he keeps.
2.27sSo here's the professor's oldest friend--
2.24sa grotesque, stinking lobster.
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1.63sGood evening, ladies and germs.
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1.3sThat wasn't a joke.
3.69sI was talking to Dean Streptococcus.
2.62sNow, I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old...