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1.3sGood evening. I'm--
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1.13sWhoa, sorry.
2.2sI'm Bender, and I'll be emceeing this roast.
3.67sYou know, they say you can judge a man by the company he keeps.
2.27sSo here's the professor's oldest friend--
2.24sa grotesque, stinking lobster.
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1.63sGood evening, ladies and germs.
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1.3sThat wasn't a joke.
3.69sI was talking to Dean Streptococcus.
2.62sNow, I'm not saying Professor Farnsworth is old...
4.34sbut if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.
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1.72sHey, Ringo, that was the joke.
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3.74sIt's Showtime at the Apollo all over again.
4.84sWhere would a professor be without students who love and respect him?
0.98sRight there!
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1.6sBut, seriously,
5.84sof all the former crew members of the professor's delivery ship our next speaker is by far the most alive.
1.83sCaptain Musky?