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0sDude, whets it like kissing a movie star?
4.06sWhat’s it like kissing a woman?
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1.9sWell, what seems to be the problem, Officer?
2.03sThe problem is I cant seem to get an agent.
2.03sCould you give your girlfriend my head shot?
2.83sThat's me as a greaser, emperor of China...
1.93sEleanor Roosevelt- very regal-
1.97sand just plain me with an eye patch.
1.59sI'll give it to my agent.
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2.56sI dont do TVI
2.37sSure is nice to be shopping for a woman again.
2.3sThe last thing I bought for a lady was a casket.
3.56sSir, would you ask your sweetheart to sign her autograph for me?
1.47sWell, of course-
2.59sWait a minute. This is to adopt two of your kids.
1.76sOh, so it is.
2.06sI’ve already dumped three on Mia Farrow.
1.52sSucker.
4.56sLook. ts celebrity boy toy Ned Flanders and his arm candy Sara Sloane.