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2.09sand Honey, i Scotchgarded the Kids.
3.44sThanks. I grew really close to the actress who played my daughter.
1.9sI think she's in France or something.
4.23sOh. And, Ned, I havent seen you this happy in years.
3.53sMm-hmm. I havent felt this good since we stole the 2000 election.
2.33sHey, dont blame me. I voted for the green M&M.
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1.37sThe paparazzi?
2.2sI thought we fooled them with our Cher-crow.
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2.06sJ Gypsies, tramps and thievesJ
1.47sJ We'd hear it from the people JJ
1.83sAre you aware that your daughter's gay?
3.3s- Boy, those guys are such leeches. - Moe, what are you doing here?
4.3sCant your old buddy Moe stop by with a list of questions from the Weekly World News?
3.66sNumber one, Sara, is it true you shoplifted a kayak?
2.87sI'll have you know she pays full price for all her watercraft.
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0sRainier Wolfcastle?
3.06sMy ex-boyfriend.
2.66sSara, Liebchen, take me back.
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