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3.27sSarah, you’re as lovely as the day I first arrested you.
2.03sOh, Clancy.
2.59sYou know, I planted that crystal meth just to meet you.
1.7sl was so shy.
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1.7sWell, Sea Captain...
2.06slooks like you and l are sailing solo tonight.
1.9sArr... you hitting on me?
2.03sCause I dont do that.
1.56sOn land.
2.8sWell, guess I might as well head back to my store.
3.53sI got a date with some twins- the state and federal tax forms.
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1.47sPoor Ned.
2.8sThis is his first Jellyfish Festival alone.
3.09sI know. And it doesnt get any easier from here.
2.37sThere's the Tongue Kissing Festival...
1.56sCinco de Ocho...
1.7sthe Hobo Oscars.
2.76sDays just made for lovers.
1.93sNot widowers. Lovers.
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