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0sDude, whets it like kissing a movie star?
4.06sWhat’s it like kissing a woman?
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1.9sWell, what seems to be the problem, Officer?
2.03sThe problem is I cant seem to get an agent.
2.03sCould you give your girlfriend my head shot?
2.83sThat's me as a greaser, emperor of China...
1.93sEleanor Roosevelt- very regal-
1.97sand just plain me with an eye patch.
1.59sI'll give it to my agent.
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2.56sI dont do TVI
2.37sSure is nice to be shopping for a woman again.
2.3sThe last thing I bought for a lady was a casket.
3.56sSir, would you ask your sweetheart to sign her autograph for me?