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9.88sKnowing their fate, the quality people ran away-- Ted Turner, Hank Aaron, Jeff Foxworthy the guy who invented Coca-Cola, the Magician,
3.57sand the other so-called gods of our legends--
1.87sthough gods they were...
2.4sand also, Jane Fonda was there.
11.38sThe others chose to remain behind on their porches with their rifles, and one day evolve into mermaids and sing, and dance, and ring in the new...
1.8sHail Atlanta!
1.4s
0.74s"The Magician"?
4.12sWhoa-whoa-whoa! Wouldn't it take millions of years to evolve into mermaids?
1.57sNormally, yes.
3sBut the caffeine really sped things up.
1.8sThat stuff's wonderful.
7.96sSo, when Umbriel first brought home this carpetbagger I was agin' it but damn if ol' legs here ain't grown on me!
1.4sAw, shucks, Colonel.