2.64sExciting news, people!
3.14sThe pet license I requisitioned for Nibbler has arrived.
1.07sHermes, that's sweet.
2.5sI didn't know you cared about Nibbler.
0.97sDream on, woman.
10.01sI'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space but I do like filling out requisitions and these were some doozies.