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2.04sOh! Homer, we have tried everything--
5.09soysters, gravity boots, Sanjay's bed, every possible position.
3.15sReally? On top and underneath?
1.73sEh, yes.
2.02sWell, don't worry. I can help you.
2.24sI'm all about ideas.
2.1sKids, come and get it!
5.47sNow, this situation is guaranteed to end in pregnancy.
1.95sUh, I'm willing to play the high school jock,
2.47sbut did you have to cut the roof off my car?
3.69sHup-hup-hup-hup. That's an Apu question. You're Greg.
3.27sUh-- "Gee, Betsy, it's such a nice night.
1.68sWhy don't we go all the way?"
2.19s"But, Greg, my dad will kill me.
3.1sAnd you have that scholarship to Ivy League State."
4.3s"Loosen up, baby. Tomorrow I'm shipping off to Vietnam."
2.9sI-- I thought I was going to Ivy League State.
1.52sMy mistake. Stay in the moment.
4.24s"just promise not to forget me on your dinosaur bone digging-up trip."
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