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3.82sMan, the last nine months sure were crazy.
3.02sI'll say. I learned the true meaning of Columbus Day.
3.59sI enjoyed a brief but memorable stint as Sideshow Marge.
2.13sI became the most popular girl in school,
1.97sbut blew it by being conceited.
2.37sAnd then I learned the true meaning of winter.
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3.24sApu, do you still find me attractive?
1.93sOf course I do, sweetheart.
3.07sYou are beautiful and silky and manageable.
2.47sYou're reading that off a conditioner bottle.
1.97sI-- That's true.
2.23sBut you still have a--
2.54sMy water broke!
2.17sOh, we must drive to the hospital.
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2.5sCleanup in aisle three.
1.7sOh, finally.
3.27sGil's moving up to the big leagues, boy.
3.12sOh, my back.
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3.34sApu, come quick! You're missing the miracle!