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1.98sAre you sure you want a child, Apu?
2.82sYou know, I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life...
4.02swhen he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
2.74sOh, Apu, take me now.
2.28sOh, Calcutta!
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2.2sHey, Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
4.14sBy chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.
2.69sWhoa-ho! Too much information!
4.09sThanks for the mental picture! Why don't you tell us what you really think?
2.1sWould you stop spouting those hackneyed quips?
3.92sCould you be any more-- Hello!
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2.67sLook, just give me some ice cream.
4.1sUm, how 'bout one not touching your ass?
2.45sWhoa. Manjula has begun to ovulate.
2.89sEw! Thanks for sharing!