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1.95sFree baby cola!
4.3sApu hits the jackpot and I'm stuck with these useless one-tuplets!
2.22sGee, sorry for being born.
3.04sI've been waiting so long to hear that.
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3.3sHow do you feel about this avalanche of free merchandise?
4.27sOh, the companies are so generous, except the Q-tip people.
3.64sThey only gave us three crates. They can rot in hell.
2.6sBut the good folks at Sony-- mwah--
4.37stheir giant TV will really help us love our babies.
1.94sI'm here at Shelbyville Hospital...
1.98swhere a local woman has just given birth to nine--
2.15sthat's right-- nine babies.
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2.14sSome say eight babies is a blessing,
2.63sbut they don't know the joy of nine.
2.45sWould you say you're on "cloud nine"?
0.45sWe're on cloud nine.
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