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2.74sAren't you cute with your little bow?
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0.65sMaggie loves baby talk.
2.34sThat was Hindi.
3.39sOh. Sorry. So, have you two thought about kids?
4.12sWell, sure we have, but the decision to have a child is not to be made lightly.
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2.9sOn the other hand, monkey see, monkey do.
1.95sKids are the best, Apu.
2.24sYou can teach 'em to hate the things you hate.
3.19sAnd they practically raise themselves, what with the Internet and all.
1.72sWell, perhaps it is time.
3.27sI've noticed this country is dangerously underpopulated.
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1.98sAre you sure you want a child, Apu?
2.82sYou know, I do. I mean, there comes a time in a man's life...
4.02swhen he asks himself, "Who will float my corpse down the Ganges?"
2.74sOh, Apu, take me now.
2.28sOh, Calcutta!
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2.2sHey, Apu. Sittin' in the ice cream cooler, eh?
4.14sBy chilling my loins, I increase the chances of impregnating my wife.