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7.62s(BARKS) (SIGHS) (SNARLS) Back off, losers! Stay away from my beaches!
1.6sYou big bully!
3.57sBite my freshly molted, blubber-filled ass.
1.68sYou're just a giant lump of fat!
1.87sDo you even have an ass under there?
2.85sI'm 40% ass! Arf, arf!
1.15sNow beat it!
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4.44s(LAUGHS) NARRATOR: With no hope of defeating the Beachmaster,
3.75ssome so-called "sneaky" males adopt a risky strategy,
4.49sattempting to mate with one of his harem while he is asleep or distracted.
3.6sSo, any of you guys thinking of being a sneaky male this season?
2.6s(ALL STAMMERING) This season?