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1.84sAren't you going to watch over your young?
2.52sTortoises don't do that, do we?
2.4sI sure as hell don't.
3.8sAnyway, I've done my part. The species is saved!
7.56s(ALL CHEERING) And so, the survival of the Pinta Island tortoise is assured.
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1.05sMama!
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4.7sAnd so, the extinction of the Pinta Island tortoise is assured.
4.15sTwo hundred million years of evolution, snuffed out.
4.85sFor, in the end, nature is horrific, and teaches us nothing.
3.94sComing up next, the hilarious antics of the elephant seal,