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2.27sSure, but act like it's no big deal.
2.37sJust pretend you're eating seeds.
1.97s(MOANING CONTINUES)
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2.89sIs it weird if I talk about his crazy turtle penis?
1.03sNo.
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2.04sWell, okay then.
2.17sYes, it's been lovely.
1.35sHang on a second.
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6.94s(THUDDING) NARRATOR: The Galapagos tortoise lays a clutch of between six and 15 eggs.
3.05sWhat do you want? I'm 150 years old.
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1.83sWait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
1.84sAren't you going to watch over your young?
2.52sTortoises don't do that, do we?
2.4sI sure as hell don't.
3.8sAnyway, I've done my part. The species is saved!