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2.6s(ALL STAMMERING) This season?
2.07sWalrus don't need no chicanery.
4.4sOnce a lady goes walrus, she never... She...
2.34sNo one ever goes walrus.
4.59sI'm a little old for it now, but in my prime, I was quite the sneaker.
1.5sHow did you do it?
3.5sWell, while the Beachmaster was off behind a whale carcass,
2.9sloudly fornicating with my beloved mother,
5.32sI snuck past and surprised my sweetie with a romantic meal.
1.37sA romantic meal?
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5.16sThe search for food takes the elephant seal to depths few other mammals can reach.
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5.81sIn this pitch-black abyss, life takes on bizarre and horrific forms.
2.02sSo, welcome to the abyss.
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1.69sRoad trip!