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2.8sThere's got to be a lady tortoise out there for you, Hubert.
1.63sWhat about her?
4.35sHey, good lookin', I've got a lichen that needs a lickin'.
3.67sAre you crazy? She's a slightly different subspecies!
3.32sSee how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?
2.64s(SHUDDERS) Talk about a cloaca shrinker.
5.3sWell, haven't you ever met a girl tortoise who had that whole "same subspecies" thing going on?
4.17sOh my, yes. When I was a young tortoise of 50,
5.81sI met a hot young piece of shell by a Palo Santo tree on the far side of the island.
3.1sLet's go look for her! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!