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2.7sunable to attract their own harem due to age...
2.25sHarem? I can barely see 'em!
1.5sImmaturity...
1.7s(GIGGLES) I'm scared.
2.12sOr other reasons.
4.25sHmm. I don't know, does this kelp scarf make me look fat enough?
1.92s
4.24sIt's so unfair. That bloated Casanova gets all the ladies!
3.14sEven that one with the exquisite fat rolls.
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7.62s(BARKS) (SIGHS) (SNARLS) Back off, losers! Stay away from my beaches!
1.6sYou big bully!
3.57sBite my freshly molted, blubber-filled ass.
1.68sYou're just a giant lump of fat!
1.87sDo you even have an ass under there?
2.85sI'm 40% ass! Arf, arf!