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4.35sHey, good lookin', I've got a lichen that needs a lickin'.
3.67sAre you crazy? She's a slightly different subspecies!
3.32sSee how her shell flares imperceptibly at the neck?
2.64s(SHUDDERS) Talk about a cloaca shrinker.
5.3sWell, haven't you ever met a girl tortoise who had that whole "same subspecies" thing going on?
4.17sOh my, yes. When I was a young tortoise of 50,
5.81sI met a hot young piece of shell by a Palo Santo tree on the far side of the island.
3.1sLet's go look for her! C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
4.07sI've always wondered if she's still there, waiting for me.
2.54sBut the trip is far too long.
1.47sIt's only 100 feet!
4.62sAt my age, it might as well be 200 feet. I'd never make it!
2.3sCome on, you can make it! You can do it!
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2.7sWell, let me think it over.
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2.6sLet's go already!
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