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2.4sAw, yeah! Survival of the fattest!
2.84sThe dominant male, or "beachmaster,"
3smaintains a harem of up to 50 females.
5.42sOkay, harem, let's get to it. Form an orderly heap on top of me.
3.52sI like mating with Beachmaster 'cause he's the largest.
2.84sWhile the Beachmaster enjoys the spoils of victory...
2.34sWhoo! I'm doin' it in my sleep!
3.7sThe lesser males languish at the edge of the colony,
2.7sunable to attract their own harem due to age...
2.25sHarem? I can barely see 'em!
1.5sImmaturity...
1.7s(GIGGLES) I'm scared.
2.12sOr other reasons.
4.25sHmm. I don't know, does this kelp scarf make me look fat enough?
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4.24sIt's so unfair. That bloated Casanova gets all the ladies!
3.14sEven that one with the exquisite fat rolls.
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7.62s(BARKS) (SIGHS) (SNARLS) Back off, losers! Stay away from my beaches!