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3.84sYou ain't winning no beauty pageants, lady.
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2.1sAnd so we say "good-bye"
7.06sto our beloved pet, Nibbler who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go--
1.33sThe toilet.
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5sI wouldn't feel so bad if Bender just understood the pain he caused me.
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2.65sGive it to me straight, Doctor.
1.77sDon't sugarcoat it.
1.28sVery well.
5.56sYour entire family died when a plane piloted by your fiancée crashed into your uninsured home.
1.85sAnd you have inoperable cancer.
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3.84sBet you weren't expecting that one, Calculon!
3.32sIt's like he doesn't understand simple humanoid emotion.