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1.33sI love every living creature.
0.73sEven me?
0.87sAs a friend.
0.82sDamn.
1.27s
1.32sListen to me, Leela.
1.55sI'm an expert at not caring.
7.27sThe secret is to stop giving a rat's ass about anyone else and start thinking of the things that you want--
1.24sThat you deserve--
1.83sThat the world owes you.
0.98s
2.22sWell, I could use a new tank top.
1.38sBigger! Bigger!
5.39sA fashionable tank top, and designer boots encrusted with jewels.
1.07sDon't stop now.
2.2sYou'll need some pants to go with that outfit.
1.03sYeah.
3.99sAnd I could afford it all if I didn't have to feed that stupid Nibbler.
1.44sBender is back.
1.55sI'll save you, Nibbler.
5.96s
1.6sAw.
2s
1.58sBender's going to be killed!
1.63sYou know what else I could use?
2sA weekend at one of those fancy spas.
1.1sAnd a Toblerone.
2.13sHuh?