Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.49sHe came from above with...
5.14sIt's going to be many a year before someone flushes another guitar string.
2.35s
1.73sThat was a disgusting story.
2.12sAnd it's all thanks to Bender.
1.27sI love you, Bender.
1.47sI love you, too.
4.17sGet that stupid chip out of me before I kill myself.
1s
4.82sBender, you won't believe this but the empathy chip burned out.
4.24sThe emotion you felt for Nibbler was actually your own.
5.3sHuh. Looks like Bender learned an important lesson about respecting other people's feelings after all.
1.67s
1.58sNo, I'm wrong.
2.58sThe empathy chip was running at triple capacity.
2.68sAnd I still barely felt anything.
1.9sGood night, losers.
1.59s
5.89sYou know, Bender may not have learned anything from me but I think I actually learned something from him.