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0.48sMore booze?
3.04sOh, yeah. Two more of these, please.
2.2sAnd for you, Ned?
2.57sI'll have a Shirley-- No, a virgin--
2.15sNo, make it a children's--
3.45sOh, what the heck. You only live once.
3.5sGive me a white wine spritzer.
1.93sSpritzer--
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2.07sOh, my goodness, Homer.
0.42sWake up.
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2.04sOh, look at this place.
3.3sHoo. We must have really painted the town last night.
2.9sI have a pounding headache, my mouth tastes like vomit,
1.92sand I don't remember a thing.
1.8sWelcome to my world.
1.93sOh, I did it!
3.77sI conquered my fears and I made up for a lot of lost living.