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3.8sCover up your eyes and drop your britches. Who wants wax?
1.92sMe!
2.55sI insist you take special care with my collection...
1.84sof valuable and humorous bumper stickers--
1.82sParticularly this one,
2.72swhich was given to me by a Harrison Ford look-alike.
1.97sNo hablo ingles, seÑor.
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1.54s
2.13sOh.
2.1s
2.05sWow. You can't find this stuff anywhere.
3sSeals and Crofts? Pablo Cruise? Air Supply?
2.67sWhoa, ho. Loggins and Oates.
2.1sAnd it's free.
1.77sI've never heard of these bands, Mom.
2.37s- What kind of music do they play?
- Crap-Rock?
0.53sNo.
1.27sWuss-Rock?
1.53sThat's it.
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3.67sTen dollars? What is this, a car wash for millionaires?
0.45sThrow hot wax on him, Dad.
1.85sHowdy, Homer.
1.93sFive dollars, please.
3.4sHey, how did "Churchy LaFemme" get half price?
0.48sSenior citizens' discount.
4.49s"Senior citizen"? Flanders?