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2.12sI just follow the three C's--
1.73sClean living, chewing thoroughly...
2.24sand a daily dose of vitamin church.
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2.82sAnd, of course, I resist all the major urges.
0.65sAll of them?
2.07sYou mean you've never splurged...
2.35sand, say, eaten an entire birthday cake,
2.07s- then blamed it on the dog?
- Oh?
3.24sYou've never licked maple syrup off your lover's stomach?
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2.14sYou've never snuck out of church to break into cars?
2.03sNo, no and double no.
2.24sI haven't done any of those things, folks.
2.03sYou name it, I haven't done it.
1.95sGeez, Flanders, you're 60 years old,
1.93sand you haven't lived a day in your life.
2.73sYeah, even the boy in the bubble had a deck of cards.
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2.42sHmm.
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