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2.8sThat's gross income, not net.
0.47sPlease, people, don't force us to audit.
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2.93sNow, I'm going to pass this around a second time.
1.92sBrother Ned, if you'll do the honors--
2.03sI wouldn't do that, Reverend.
5.02sYou see, "Saint Flanders" is as crooked as you or me.
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1.93sThat's right.
3.64sIt's my sad duty to rat out this man for defrauding a car wash.
4.7sHow, you ask? With a phony senior-discount card.
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2.12sWell, that's not quite true.
3.84sDid you or did you not use a senior citizen discount card at said car wash?
3.9sWell, I did, but-- Now, I'm not a fancy, big-city lawyer--