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2.23sHow do you do it, Homer?
2.64sHow do you silence that little voice that says, "Think."
3.07s- You mean Lisa? - Oh, no. I mean common sense.
3.9sOh, that. That can be treated with our good friend alcohol.
2.52sYou might want to write that down. Where the hell's your notebook?
0.45sYou threw it out the--
1.42sNever mind. Just pay attention.
3.04sSlave girl? Oh, slave girl.
0.67sMore libations, my imperial conquerors?
2.95sWhat?
0.48sMore booze?
3.04sOh, yeah. Two more of these, please.
2.2sAnd for you, Ned?
2.57sI'll have a Shirley-- No, a virgin--
2.15sNo, make it a children's--
3.45sOh, what the heck. You only live once.
3.5sGive me a white wine spritzer.
1.93sSpritzer--
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