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4.85sAnd once again, tithing is 10% off the top.
2.8sThat's gross income, not net.
0.47sPlease, people, don't force us to audit.
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2.93sNow, I'm going to pass this around a second time.
1.92sBrother Ned, if you'll do the honors--
2.03sI wouldn't do that, Reverend.
5.02sYou see, "Saint Flanders" is as crooked as you or me.
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1.93sThat's right.
3.64sIt's my sad duty to rat out this man for defrauding a car wash.
4.7sHow, you ask? With a phony senior-discount card.
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2.12sWell, that's not quite true.
3.84sDid you or did you not use a senior citizen discount card at said car wash?
3.9sWell, I did, but-- Now, I'm not a fancy, big-city lawyer--
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2.55sBut it seems to me that a senior citizen...
2.29shas to be over 55.
1.53sIsn't that so?
0.27sWell, yes.
2.52sAnd you are how old?
3.84sI suppose, if you must know, I'm-- Well, I'm-- I'm 60.